Jared Allen Cut his Mullet
Jared Allen did the a terrible thing this week, he cut his mullet. Apparently looking good for his wedding is more important than winning a Super Bowl. Samson lost all of his strength once his hair was cut, the same will happen to Jared Allen. Allen will lose all of his ability to play football, not sure who the Vikings are going to pick up at DE.
“The things men do for love,” Allen said.
I mean, you said it before business in front, party in the back. Isn’t the front half of your mullet good enough for your wedding? Half of getting married is having the party afterwords. This just doesn’t make sense… Needless to say, I’m disappointed in you.
Before
Allen Looks Noble, and Dignified, full of wisdom and strength
Allen looks like a sad man that just lost a part of himself
After
The Mullet is a Lifestyle
According to Jared Allen the mullet is a lifestyle, you live it. And he said he might cut it, when he dies. So should we put Jared Allen on suicide watch?
The story behind the mullet.
May 25, 2010 @ 12:59:19
I think that guy teaches at my middle school!
May 25, 2010 @ 15:55:11
I say we should take away his man card, but I would be afraid he would shoot me or spear me. Then mount me above his fireplace.
May 25, 2010 @ 18:33:17
maybe he just didn’t feel like looking like a gigantic douche anymore.
May 25, 2010 @ 19:36:01
He didn’t look like a douche, that mullet fit him like a glove.
May 25, 2010 @ 19:55:26
Since when did men become so much like women and gossip about each others hair?
May 26, 2010 @ 06:50:03
since jared allen cut his mullet
May 26, 2010 @ 10:36:12
In that second picture he looks like Jeremy Piven.