Who has a better neckbeard? Jan 25, 2010 • Ryan M. Damn You Vikings!!! I want to shave my beard! Emmett PearsonA 74-year-old farmer from Welch, MN vowed in 1974 not to shave his beard until the Vikings won the Superbowl. I vow to have the coolest beard in the NFL Kyle Orton, current QB for the Denver Broncos. Might have the best neck beard ever next to Abe Lincoln. </div>