Ben Roethlisberger is and idiot, and I don’t want to refer to him as Big Ben because Big Douche suits him so much better. The police reports that just came out verify that he is a complete douche bag. You are one of the highest paid NFL athletes, you should be able to get a girl, and not attempt to rape them, or chase them around with your penis out. You have some serious problems, and you better not fucking blame this on sex addiction.
This is my campaign to make Ben Roethlisberger the face of Douches across the world. I’m not sure if Summer’s Eve is looking for a new sponsor, but I think he could make it work pretty well. Because I know when I think Douche, I think Roethlisberger.
I can only hope when people Google douche, that this picture comes up.